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Gather up a box of her favorite glassware, crystal, trinkets.

PLace it on the floor of the garage next to your car.

It will be avoided.

The most difficult part of this will be coming up with multiple excuses for why you have not yet placed it in a proper storage location.

For escalation purposes, you could always pick up a cheap knock off plate, put it in a box with tissue paper. Smash it with your hammer, and locate itnext to the car, or under her tire.

"look what you did honey!"

When she asks why they are there, tell her you were sorting through all that stuff, and thought it would be safe next to the cobra, since your car is WELL OUT OF THE WAY!