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Old 11-29-2001, 09:39 PM
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A man is visiting Chicago for the first time on business. He decides to go have a drink at the bar at the top of the Sears Tower. He sits down next to another guy who is slamming down shots. So the man starts some small talk about how tall the building is and it's the first time he's been to Chicago and the guy's eyes light up. The guy says, "You know Chicago is the windy city and the wind blows so hard up the side of this building, you can jump out the window and the wind will hold you up 5ft off the ground at the bottom".The man said no way so the guy slams another shot and jumps out the window. He falls until he is about 5ft off the ground and just hovers. He stands up and goes inside the building, rides the elevator to the bar and orders another shot. The man decides he has to try this so he slams a shot and jumps out the window. He falls and falls until he hits the concrete splattering everywhere. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "You sure are an asshole when you drink, Superman".
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