There are rules for posting on this thread. I hope the mods will help enforce them. This is a "random musings" thread. Just that.
1.) No debating, no criticism, no discussion, nor praise, no anything. Musings have to be "witty" thoughts. If you post a response to a musing, you and your response will be abused and hopefully deleted.
2.) The musings should be original. Historical quotes with a twist and relevance are permitted (yea encouraged!) but proper attribution is required.
3.) Proper spelling is required. This is big...HUGE! If you can't spell or properly compose a sentence, get the phuck out of here.
4.) No personal attacks. And no taking offense to a musing as a personal attack. Anybody violating this rule should (hopefully "shall") be banned for 3.1415926 days. Given the irrationality of the said term of punishment, the mods will have the freedom to make rash determinations as to the conclusion of the punishment.
5.) All personal messages (PMs) used to violate any of these rules can (and hopefully will) be used against you.
6.) No subject is taboo except for any expressly forbidden in the TOS.
Have Fun.
<--smile with glee here
Mike
Amendment 1.) No pictures, graphics, smilies, etc. Words only. If you can't convey a witty musing without telling us where to laugh, then you aren't smart enough to post here. Don't feel bad, you are not alone in this.
Amendment 2.) No links. WTF?
Amendment 3.) If mods pose a time of suspense in any particular area of discussion (e.g. politics), you cannot use this thread to get arround it. Goes without phucking saying, no? You get this thread locked and I will send Guido over to talk with you. He's not near as nice as I am.