Kim, you are right. Let's take it down a notch.
We at
Road Serpents have researched the safety matters far more than any other manufacturer out there.
It has been the policy of our company to provide the safest environment for our customers, and our employees alike.
We even have safety zones here at work that have provided 100% immunity to our employees and ourselves. Immigration officers, bill collectors, and IRS agents have had NO luck finding any of us during a raid right in our own plant.
We have hidey places that look like molds, we have 55 gals. drums with fake bottoms that can hide two employees at a time.
We know safety, we live and sleep safety. So, with that reputation, what we have in the way of DRDC (Driver Retention During Crashes) is second to none.
When we speak, everyone listens, including Wayne and Bob.
We have successfully used Super glue to keep drivers in their seats during some of the most violent crashes. We tried Velcro, it don't work.
CAUTION:Cyanoacrlate must be allowed to cure without the aid of any accelerator.
From the Company who brought you J.B.Weld cars.
You glue your little tooche,using 1-3 tubes.
1 for casual driving.
2 tubes for road racing.
3 for drags.
You ain't going nowhere.
You simply slip out of your driving suit,leave it attached to the car until next time.
SAFETY is Job No.1
Road Serpents, Safety Director and crush dummy.
TURK