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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
> decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
> nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
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> She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
> had any odd jobs for her to do.
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> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How
> much will you charge me?'
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> Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
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> The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
> would need was in the garage.
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> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
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> 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
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> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
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> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
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> Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
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> 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
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> 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
> two coats.'
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> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
> to her along with a ten dollar tip.
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> *'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'*
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