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An elderly lady goes to her doctor and when she gets her turn with him, she explains she has a really bad gas problem. "But," she explains, "these gas attacks never smell and never make any noise, so no one really knows about them but me." She goes on to explain that she's very uncomfortable with these attacks, however, and she would like them to go away.
The Doc thinks a few moments and then prescribes an oral medication for her. "Take these over the next month, and make an appointment to see me in 4 weeks," he instructs.
Four weeks later the lady is back at the doctor's office again for her scheduled appointment. When she gets in to the examining room she's still more than a little concerned. "Doctor," she complains, "those pills you gave me haven't helped a bit! I still have these damned gas attacks, but now my farts stink to the high heavens! I thought you were going to help me...!"
The Doctor explains "Ma'am, I have indeed started to help you. Now that we have your sense of smell working again, we'll address your hearing problem next!"
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