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Originally Posted by vanoochka
So, I'm taking a quick drive down A1A in Fort Lauderdale to test some engine adjustments, when I'm suddenly swarmed by the Swedish bikini team who were in town for a tanning convention. They are all jumping (yumping?) up and down and yelling "Vi älskar din bil och vill ha sex med dig!" I believe that roughly translates to "We love your car and want to have sex with you!"
What followed were "individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here" (movie quote), but I can tell you that this type of stuff happens almost every time I take the car out.
Really...  |
Mannnnnnn, I'm moving to Florida..
Dex...