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madmaxx 11-11-2010 05:01 PM

Rodknock and Patrickt mental masturbation thread
 
I am starting this thread for the aforementioned who have a knack of responding to a thread and taking off into a complete tangent in which nobody cares.

The recent Roush thread is an example.

So this thread is dedicated to all who just want to post to post:LOL:

redmt 11-11-2010 05:05 PM

mental masturbation???? Does that mean your a phuc head?:JEKYLHYDE

madmaxx 11-11-2010 05:20 PM

Perfect, this is a thread of nonsense and other useless information.

redmt 11-11-2010 05:38 PM

Ah! Not completely useless as it has blue boxes being used that would otherwise not have a job to do.

Excaliber 11-11-2010 05:41 PM

...no led's, no oyster bar, no SOHC's, I'm outta here, this thread is worthless without pictures.

blykins 11-11-2010 05:46 PM

Maybe Patrick will get on here and sing Centerforce's praise....

madmaxx 11-11-2010 05:57 PM

Patrickt and RodKnock must be at dinner, I know they aint going to let this one slip past them!!!

rodneym 11-11-2010 06:10 PM

Let's boil this down.....

Patrickt: A LOT of time on his hands. Aiming for numero uno on post count. Used to be pretty salty. Now he can even be saccharin %/. Armed with a camera. And miles of safety wire. And a few feet of padding. Parks his Cobra in a hermetically sealed bubble in the off months. He has Dual rollbars and a knack for symmetry. Rumor has it his wife has a steering wheel and brake pedal on the passenger side like a driver's training car (yet to be confirmed). He posts, waits for Rodknock, and posts again. Which leads us to:

Rodknock: Penchant for shiny Aluminum. Wants an allow Cammer bad but waiting for a deal that will probably never materialize. Kind and well liked. And a sucker for ANY post by Patrickt. It has been calculated that at his current rate of mileage, his tires will last until 2142 :p.

Anyone like to add to this?

All in good fun :LOL:

dcdoug 11-11-2010 06:14 PM

You forgot magnesium Halibrands for RodKnock.;)

FWB 11-11-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcdoug (Post 1089179)
You forgot magnesium Halibrands for RodKnock.;)

and a fine manicure for patrick......

vector1 11-11-2010 07:21 PM

and i thought it was just me. i think bait is the right word, master is a little over the top! where's a good moderator when you need one! your thread was a good one madmaxx, sorry to see it jacked.

forgot to add along with the other threads that have been soiled..

tkb289 11-11-2010 07:48 PM

I am looking forward to Tales from the Oyster Bar and YouTube videos of esoteric significance ... Patrick / Rodney ... you guys are always enlightening and entertaining ! ;):):D

dont 11-11-2010 08:01 PM

Good thread Madmaxx. I doubt they will post here because there is nothing to highjack:LOL: I am still trying to figure out what polishing anodized coating off of AN fittings has to do with oil filters:confused:

olddog 11-11-2010 09:04 PM

I've been totally confused by the two. When posting alone they seem to be just normal Cobra guys (if there is such a thing). I cannot figure out if they hate each other but want to verbally joust with British honer (no disrespect to the Brits intended) or if they are secretly lovers. :confused: **) :JEKYLHYDE

Maybe they can enlighten me now that they have their own love/hate thread. :LOL:

Got the Bug 11-11-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodneym (Post 1089178)
Let's boil this down.....

Patrickt: A LOT of time on his hands. Aiming for numero uno on post count. Used to be pretty salty. Now he can even be saccharin %/. Armed with a camera. And miles of safety wire. And a few feet of padding. Parks his Cobra in a hermetically sealed bubble in the off months. He has Dual rollbars and a knack for symmetry. Rumor has it his wife has a steering wheel and brake pedal on the passenger side like a driver's training car (yet to be confirmed). He posts, waits for Rodknock, and posts again. Which leads us to:

Rodknock: Penchant for shiny Aluminum. Wants an allow Cammer bad but waiting for a deal that will probably never materialize. Kind and well liked. And a sucker for ANY post by Patrickt. It has been calculated that at his current rate of mileage, his tires will last until 2142 :p.

Anyone like to add to this?

All in good fun :LOL:

:LOL: :D Funny stuff. Apparently Rodney and Patrick:

A. Married up and no longer have to work
B. Work for their father in law and have some job security
C. Are house husbands married to wildly successful female execs
D. Work, but are weighing down the revenue per employee stats at their company
E. Are independently wealthy by some other means. If so, hats off to you and carry on.

209 11-11-2010 09:47 PM

They're probably talking strategy on cells. Lol 209

Rick Parker 11-11-2010 10:27 PM

Nah they're using PM's, hoping their counts will somehow escalate.

mic n gill 11-12-2010 02:17 AM

Ah ,so now this is all a masturbate---Mic

Dominik 11-12-2010 02:18 AM

I hang out in this thread with you guy, need to get over 900 replies now, and soon over 1000... I am with CC since 10 years, it's time to go Millenium

Silverback51 11-12-2010 04:02 AM

Well where the hell are they?????


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