"After too many passes to count the smackdown started.....(note the dark coloration at the rear of Blitz's pants. In addition, late in the video, he is seen rumaging through the trash can for time slips to destroy)."

"More smackdown with Blitz showing his underbelly....."

"I don't care what tire Blitz uses, bet the Ferrari to take all 3."

So, I guess this "Smackdown in Maryland" is the smackdown of the Madman eh? Can't be Blitz, he wasn't there and is still the unknown.
But now I get it, "12.2-12.3 is a pretty typcial ET for a decent Cobra, by the way, fairly common time." - that's what you guys run on a good day.

But Blitz with his slicks? There are guys out there that sandbag suckers for a living, and the 1/4 mile venu is as good as any for that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjhVbsb_f-U

Now here is a guy that defines "troll".:rolleyes:

But then again English might not be his first language so his comprehension of what he reads is severally lacking.

One last thought, let's not call this a drag race, let's call it the "Betty Sue 440".

No christmas tree start, but we might go close together for the excitement factor.
I'll give you .2 but don't mess with the tires.

What other conditions are out there that I missed? Is this how real men settle a "mine is bigger than yours" bet? I don't think so. Tom "The Mongoose" McEwen would not endorce this race, not hardly. He would say - put your wives in the minivans and let them settle it with a race to Safeway.

If this Machiavelli retard doesn't get banned I might never come back to this site. The fact that this ****ing moron isn't banned yet reflects very poorly on your mods.

I believe Blitz was in Maryland at the dragstrip, and is in the videos to which you referred (just not there with his Kirkham).:rolleyes:

Blitz, you want some cheese with that WHINE? News flash, there are far more important things in life than your alter ego on a message board. Last time I checked the 1st amendment was still intact, opinions are what these boards are made up of. But, if you can't stand the heat then do get out of the kitchen, this is a place for adults - not cry babies.

Time for Intermission:

So do you think we'll have a new CBA for NFL before March 3rd? :LOL:

So, if Tommy runs 11.2 and Dan runs 11.4, then who wins? Are there ties? ;)

Stentor, if he was there then I stand corrected - although the car still remains an unknown I think.

Blitz! You dump a load as Mdman352 suggests?
".....(note the dark coloration at the rear of Blitz's pants ..."

If so, then maybe you are toast!

Ok I will not post updates, or anything else regarding the race unless this dip**** is banned

Now that is very adolescent Blitz!
You heard it folks, Blitz is going to take his ball and go home if I don't get booted :LOL:

machaivelli fool is back - what a mess
 

Why did you re - enter this thread ?? You should be booted ... dark coloration dump a load ? this is a place for adults ? do want some cheese ?
Sad

Now that would be a real bummer... a tie.
 

interesting observation, so Tommy and Dan if there should be a tie how does that alter the bet? Just curious.

John, AKA, tin-man

Machiavelli, why don't you just piss the phuk off. First you disrupted the original thread insisting this whole thing was a scam and now you're back stirring up the $hit in this thread. Attention craving juveniles (I don't care how old you are) like yourself have no place around here.

Alright...everyone STFU for a moment.

back to the thread (I heard that somewhere),

A tie is very unlikely, carry that "11.2" out to the hundreth and then the thousandths position.

Oops, accientally posted after Jamo's discrete message above, my bad. Quick, the edit button! :)

...and now, a moment from your moderator.

I've been chewing on union ass all week...first at an election, and for the past two days in negotiations...and I just walked in after driving home from Napa for five hours in heavy wind and rain...with morons driving in the left lane that simply need to lose their right to gravity and float off this rock.

So, do you think I'm in a good mood after reading this crap?

Machiavelli just came back on after being banned for the past week, which was a warning to him for disrupting this thread. We don't like to permanently ban folks unless we have to, so I'm giving him a second chance and again only banning him for a limited time...

...for two years.

Next time...forever.

Blitz...esh ;) ...making comments about the mods concerning this thread? Really? Why don't you have a bit of a discussion with Tommy about the attention we've given this thing since day one...well before you came on. I trust Tommy will assplain to you why Machiavelli was banned this last week.

Also, since you're a FNG, you might not know that you can use the little red triangle in the upper righthand corner of each post...it reports the post directly to the mods. Someone finally did, and I came on within a half hour of receiving it. I would've banned him immediately using the iPhone, but as noted above, I was a bit preoccupied with driving.

That being said...everyone get back to the fun. Thanks.

:cool:

Dumbass! :p

...and another thing.

If I see another reference to the First Amendment concerning one's ability to post whatever the hell they want on this Forum (Machiavelli's comment), I'm really going to be quite annoyed. I'm not pretty when I'm annoyed.

I deal with the First Amendment every damn day...it's a highly overrated concept to begin with, and it ain't what some folks think it is. It most certainly does NOT apply here...this is a private site.

You're welcome for the civics lesson.

:cool:

Now, damn it...have fun!

Bench racers - back to the Great Race! :LOL: