Is It My Imagination?
 

OK here goes,....

Guys, I'm trying to exhibit my more sensitive side here, so please be kind. If this doesn't get me labeled "perverted" then at the very least someone will suggest psychoanalysis.

Since I have not yet obtained an engine, my interaction with my new SPF roller is limited to a.) standing and looking at it, b). applying liberal coats of Zaino, c). sitting in it and making noises that terrify the dog.

So, is it the imagination of an otherwise healthy, middle-aged American male or does this manly macho vehicle have some VERY feminine curves? This seems to be especially noticable when rubbing the polish off those super smooth upper rear quarters (should I feel dirty or ashamed at this point?). Will this make me go blind or have hair on my palms?.

Has anyone else experienced these thoughts (even for a fleeting moment) or have I been waiting too long for it to arrive? Any advice from more senior club members would be appreciated as I felt the urgent need to express my innermost feelings to others who might understand.

Just be kind to the newbie.

You are not alone. I'm not afraid to admit it, I've sat in my work in progress on many ocasions and made Broom Broom noises. My neighbour even came over the other day and sat in it and made broom broom noises.

It's all part of the Cobra building experience. I'm just a big kid and this is just a big toy car. When we were kids we drove our toy cards around on the kitchen floor and made broom broom noises. So what has changed since I've grown older? : the toy car is bigger and I can make a more convincing V8 noise. :D

These cars do strange things to their owners.

Cheers

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How do you act when you get around the gasHOle

David comes out--I must confess...

When I am driving home and I am not in a Cobra...I pretend I am. I even make those funny noises and "shift" (make believe) my automatic transmission. Maybe I need help to. When you find a competent doctor, let me know.

Maybe we should ask:

Dr. Semko
Dr. Smith
Dr. Bolte
Dr. Melzer

What their opinions are. Maybe they can prescribe something.

David :D :D :D

Here, I've got it, next time your sitting in your engineless Cobra, have you computer nearby, go to this site with your volume set high for a "race car ride".

http://www.knplogic.co.uk/are_u_mad.html

Bob

Thanks for the support!!
 

I really appreciate your feedback. I never have the gashole open when I'm rubbing. I'm afraid that would be too much excitement for this new Cobra owner.

By the way, here's the dazed/traumatized canine.

Mike, Are those pink panties upside down on that silver balloon on the right side of your picture? And who is AMY!!??

Aussie Mike.....

This is off the subject....but should I even ask what that is in the photo top right? Looks like the world's largest Wonder Bra, or King Kong's jock strap? I'm sure there's a good story there! **)

- Bill -

Questionable Object in Mike's Post
 

I downloaded the image in Mike's post, took it into Photoshop, rotated it 180 degrees and magnified it.

The object appears to be a VERY large pair women's panties. The women appear to grow larger in Aussieland.

I can't make out who's name is at the top, but the text appears to read, " Thanks for the great flight."

It's signed "Amy".

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............

Mike may need help more than me.

**) **) **)

Thanks Steve.......

It appears life is good for Mike.. out there in Aussie land!

- Bill -

Remember that this car came from the same people that brought us the Jaguar.Think of it as female Bengal tiger,with it's lithe,supple muscles ready to pounce on anthing in front of it.In order to keep her in check, one must stroke those firm,muscular flanks and make purring noises(some may interpret them as "broom,broom")being the dominate males until that time when she is loosed on her prey.Ergo,the behavior is not only normal,but socially responsible!

Guys, those are Amy's bloomers. They have been sent all over the planet from one cobra owner to another. Heck! they were even flown in a U2 69,000 ft above earth !
I'll let Jamo or one of the gasholes tell the REST of the story..:3DSMILE: :3DSMILE:

Hersh:)

Hey Steve, That dog looks like Demon in the movie Snow Dogs.
Funny movie..I laughed continuously. James Coburn was pretty cool..

Hersh:)

Ah come on...there's someone who doesn't know about Amy's Bloomers?

Short version.

Coming back from Provo in January, 2002 during KISS (Kirkham Int'l Sh!tstarter Summit), we found a pair of little pink panties tied to the bumper of our van...they had been flying out back across the staid state of Utah. "Amy" was a nice young front desk clerk where we stayed that Pat Buckley (aka Little Nasty Pat) had some dreams about. Word has it that the Semkii (plural for Semko) had something to do with tying them up to the van. It was also during this trip that Mr. Buckley had a stomach problem, thereby becoming the Original Gashole. The trip in the van included Turk, Pat, Glennnnnn, U2 and yours' truly--we really didn't know each other that well before the trip...we soon bonded.

We decided that Amy's Bloomers needed to travel...first stop was England and the shaking hands of Wilf. We had a rule--the recipient had to POP (proof of panty), ie., post a picture proving possession of the frilly things.

Wilf sent them on to Australia, where they fell into the hands of several of our Aussie brothers, including Mike.

They finally came back to the States after going around the world, and were worn on my dog Buddy's head and landed in Evan's lap for a short while and for quite awhile with Computerworks.

They found there way to a Far Eastern nation that we have our eyes on and were taken to the edge of space by our High Flying Gashole. They now reside with a sleeepless cop in Ventura that is pondering how they will be displayed next.

There's a thread you can find by searching for Amy's Bloomers--some of the pics were lost when the site crash occurred several months ago.

Who knows where they will go next? ;)

Oh....:eek:

Those Bloomers **)

- Bill -

It is NOT "broom broom".
You have a very thick accent.

It is, Vroooom, Vrooom!!

TURK
Audiologist

You're probably right Turk. I wonder if our German Cobra buddies say "Vroomen! Vroomen!" **)

Cheers

Just as long as they ARE NOT the bloomers from that woman playing "STRIP TWISTER"!!...............

................or was it "SKIDMARK TWISTER"?

I wasn't game to put them directly on my head, I needed the helmet there for a bit of protection. Who know's where they have been:JEKYLHYDE

Cheers