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simonjrwinter 01-26-2004 09:50 AM

How NOT to tow a car
 
http://s93358270.onlinehome.us/tonycar.wmv

snakeeyes 01-26-2004 10:40 AM

Oh my. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I now feel like a mechanical genius after watching that--

SPEEDEAMON 01-26-2004 10:42 AM

Are these Dumba$$es from the UK or the USA?

weekendwarrior 01-26-2004 11:04 AM

Would you let your daughter get in a car with one of thise bone heads? Talk poor excuses for men.

jamvan 01-26-2004 11:15 AM

Best laugh I have had in a few days. If you add up the brains of all of them - you still only have a halfwit. I can't believe that a DMV would even issue a license to any of them.

maxrpm 01-26-2004 11:23 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahaha...no more...I can't breathe...hahahahaha aaaahahahaha!!:LOL:

Cal Metal 01-26-2004 11:44 AM

They all seemed amused at what happened. Youth is wasted on the young.

snakeeyes 01-26-2004 12:09 PM

If I'm not mistaken, those look like Maryland plates on the car. Imagine that kid driving home (with the remains of the rear bumper hanging out of the passenger-side window) and trying to explain that one to Dad...

MAXVELO 01-26-2004 12:29 PM

HA, HA ,HA HA THATS JUST TOO FUNNY!!!!
 
Try doing that in a old car! That just goes to show how sorry, new vehicles are constructed. Instsead of building to take a blow they build them to collapse at certain impacts. It did'nt look like he was yanking that hard. What a peice of junk! I would estimate that damage to be at least $4000,00 if not totalled. both quarters need replacing, CHA-CHING, since the bumper was just ripped out from them. the bumper and cover (same thing) CHA-CHING, all tail lights and filler panel, CHA-CHING, probably bent the trunk lid and latch, paintCHA CHA CHA-CHING$$$$$$! junk!%/ %/

Dsprint2000 01-26-2004 04:01 PM

Awesome.......
 
Damn - i gotta go peee I'm laughing so hard! It wasn't bad enought the first time the 'bumper' gave way, no - they had to keep pulling till it came all the way off!!!! What a bunch of dumba$$es!!!!

David :LOL: :LOL:

clayfoushee 01-26-2004 04:13 PM

Damn....laughed my a...... off! Yes, Snake, those were Maryland plates, and it did snow quite a bit last night.....looks like fresh footage.

No, I do not have a teenage son....thank goodness. My daughter would have been on the cell phone calling AAA....or Daddy!!!!!!!LOL.

Alex Donghi 01-26-2004 07:46 PM

Hysterical!!!!! and yes some home grown USA dumb and dumber

Excaliber 01-26-2004 07:56 PM

Whoa, that was hard to watch! I hope them boys learned a valuable lesson about WHERE to afix a tow rope. I was shocked when the whole bumper ripped out!

Ernie

excelguru 01-26-2004 08:03 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Strengths of Materials 101: A plasic bumper will not withstand a 5000-pound point load. Just think... these people are driving on the STREET! There's a thought that'll keep you up nights.

Chaplin 01-26-2004 10:01 PM

These guys are geniuses. They managed to do $5,000 in damage to a $2500 car:LOL: :LOL:

maxrpm 01-26-2004 10:17 PM

our future...real thinkers!
 
You know whats funny, there was enough guys there to push that POS out of the snowdrift! Better yet they coulda just LIFTED it out. I wonder what mom-n-dad thought while looking out the window! :LOL:

clb 01-27-2004 02:25 AM

can't access this page - says it can't be found. any chance someone can re-post it or email it to me at chocolatelustboy@paradise.net.nz?

cheers.

maxrpm 01-27-2004 05:36 AM

I just retried the link, it's not working- oh well.

clayfoushee 01-27-2004 06:07 AM

Yeah, I think it's been taken down. Probably realized how incredibly dumb it was and embarrassment took over.

MACOBRA 01-27-2004 08:54 AM

Worked for me. Thats our future for us! Great Video!


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