Official Club Cranky Statement

[RACER X #99]

I know mcbruce said there are no rules but that is for the Charter Members and Hank and JohnC.
For all prospective new members her are the rules as thought up by me.
1. All Club Cranky Adventures take place at race tracks
2. You don't have to bring a car to partisipate.
3. You must pitch in with the cooking and cleanup.
4 .You must attend after dinner social hours.
5. Alcohol policy;
Forbidden during track time.
Required activity at after dinner social hours or required to observe others making fools of themselves consuming required alcohol.
6. All members are require to allow themselves to be insulted, ridiculed and made fun of by other members as to their driving style,clothing style and to their ability to hold or not hold above mentioned alcohol.
7. All members are required to laugh at McMahons Comedy act.(easy do)
8. And last but not least, If you do have the guts to bring a show car to a CC event expect to have every nut,bolt and hood rivet examined and critisized by a bunch of druken racers.

See you all at the track
Cranky