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Club Cranky wants some new members
Well, that was a waste of time and effort.
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...do you have cool hats?
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...I can't cook, but I can eat for four and drink Rakki for 10! I want to join but I only travel with my mobile detailer.
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oh yeah.... how about a West Coast series, you know Sears Point, Willow, ThunderHill, Laguna, Kent, Vegas? Better scratch Vegas, the Bellagio has banned me, it is a long story.
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Cranky,
What???? You're recruiting now???? Members? We don't need no steenkin new members!!!!!! Probably find a bunch of infidels. I hope you asked all the current members first! I like it just the way it is. Ron, I fergot...actually we do have pretty cool hats...LOOK! ...and the guy wearing it is one of our best drivers! Here he is hard at work!!!! http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...C00005-med.jpg |
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Wanabe
I want to join, I have a helmet, racing shoes, suit, etc. . Also, have experience with 360 degree turns on road courses. I like taking decreasing radius turns at speed.
Just wish you were closer. Suspose you could relocate the Glen and Sebring to Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, or Texas. I would really like to drive those tracks. |
Club Cranky membership drive
Joisey guys,
Lighten up! Gasholes are wannabes and in some cases "has beens". The difference is that we are not singularly and piously focused on something were not! We know the difference and with that knowledge we have the inner peace that enables us to enjoy all aspects of the hobby (except waxing!) and to recognize the humor in all situations.....even if it is at our expense! Try it, you just might like it! Cheers, Pete PS what is the 10% club? |
Somebody needs to tap Cranky in the head, the needle is still stuck!!:LOL: :3DSMILE:
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Hey Cranky,
Stop being so nice to everyone! So I'm going to Pocono in July so....let's see....that makes me a 10%er but not a Club Cranky member. Do I still get to wear a Fez? Roscoe |
Our newest member
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Cranky
Pete C.'s definitly got enough track time for the 10% club--I can't recall how to essplain it to him. Could you? Sure wished you guys were there. |
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Gordon
I fear that a "tap" with force sufficient to budge the needle would get you 9 to 14 for manslaughter!
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Cranksters versus Gasholes
Lets compare...
Cranksters like to have fun with cars Gasholes like to have fun with cars Cranksters like to wear dumb hats (at least I do) Gasholes like to wear dumb hats Cranksters like to eat food that is mostly bad for you Gasholes like to eat food that is mostly bad for you Cranksters f**t a lot from the above mentioned food Gasholes well this is obvious Cranksters don't take themselves seriously (how could we) Gasholes don't take themselves seriously (Them either) (one exception here..Evan and Cranky hate each other) Cranksters like to drive their cars on the track, trying to relive the days they never had Gasholes drive their cars on the street, trying to do the things they never did when they were young. Cranksters will clean their cars, at least enough to pass the next tech inspection where they have fun. Gasholes clean their cars, at least enough to be presentable at the parking lot of what ever joint they are going to to have fun So, I guess Gasholes should try open track days more, and Cranksters should try to have more car fun away from the track. Naaaa, fugedeboutit, never happen FEZ |
Fez
You assolutely a smart somb!tch boy. Actually, some Gasholes run at the track--at least Pete C. and I have been known to make Gasholes out of ourselves in such environments. And I do believe there are Cranksters that f@rt around on the street when they care to admit it. Both groups have waxers (least we forget JM's yoeman service on the 9-11 Kirkham). And we even did you guys a favor! We took Evan in. Not a bad guy--fits right in with the rest of the misfits so long as he doesn't take hisself seriously (he found out at the SFII that we won't let him). So what's the difference? We have bigger d!cks. |
Have, or are???
Fez |
Depends on the mood you sweet thing.
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