cobra options for idiots

[vettestr]

Tonight I was cut off BAD then the car cruised in front of me at 15 MPH below the posted speed, then just sat in the left turn lane without moving through the green arrow, then pulled into the intersection at very end of yellow leaving me to wait for next light. Cars now moving with their green were honking until this idiot completed the turn and drove off in the fast lane driving VERY slowly !!!
I want to build a car with about a 15 foot hydraulic ram that can skewer cars that pull in front of you. This ram will shishkabobing the car and then flick it over the top of my car to the side of the road like a booger off your finger. My new car will also have extending wheel center hubs like in Ben Hur that will shred the tires of cars drifting into your lane and the phone in drivers hand will explode driving shards into the ear of offending drivers. Ram can also be used to push cars just sitting at green lights without moving. Optional tassers mounted under my brake lights will send 249.3 thousand volts into any car following closer then 1 car length if above 45 MPH and a button on dash to activate feature just for ****s and grins. If any person is applying make-up while driving a sensor will find them and make their lips explode.
What else should I add to this new design?