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What to do if the plane passenger sitting next to you is annoying you.

Remove your lap top from its bag.
Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
Turn on.
Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.
Turn on the Internet ( I know that it is not according to airline rules but do it anyway).
Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer.
Take a deep breath and open this site (press on the link).

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

I just fart....a lot.

Like that wouldn't cause a panic & get you fitted for a body bag.

NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by PatBuckley (Post 1027755)

I just fart....a lot.

And then look at the guy and say out loud, "Oh dude! Have some common decency, would ya?!?" :LOL:

If he sticks his hand down in his underpants while your still at 30 seconds--- jokes on you mate :D

It WILL get you locked up.

Out Annoy them...

Sleep
Snore
Fart

I'm old I have a complete arsenal of obnoxious.

TR

People ask me what I miss most from flying----its just got to be averaging at least one passenger arrested on arrival and removed in handcuffs/anlet braclets

When someone wouldn't sit down for arrival and landing my favorite announcement was that the run way turn off was not far down the runway and in order to make up some schedule time we were going to do a max decelleration stop and for everybody to tighten there belts real tight or expect to be thrown to the bulkhead

I fly a lot with work. I used to try and be a bit discrete with the farting but these days I'll lift one cheek off the seat and let them go. It's more fun if you are sitting next to one of your colleagues cause he knows what your doing.

Sitting on a plane for 10+ hours sucks so you need to find little ways to enjoy yourself.

A man enters an airplane and finds his assigned seat. Much to his astonishment, the seat adjacent to his is filled by a voluptuous, long-legged and busty blonde.

He takes his seat and decides to engage in some light conversation.

“So what kind of work do you do?”

The blonde responds politely, “Well, I’m a sex therapist.”

“Really! So please tell me more about the specific things you help people with.”

The blonde says, “Well, I specialize in helping groups dispel certain myths about the human male species. For example, we all think of the Latinos as having the greatest libido and endurance. In fact, it’s the Native American Indian that possesses these traits.”

“Really! I would have never thought that.”, he says with a nodding head.

The blonde, now knowing she has her audience captivated, inadvertently crosses her legs, exposing her upper thighs to him and says, “And another myth is that the African male has the largest member, when in fact it’s the Jewish male that is the most gifted in that area.”

“Really! That’s just incredible!”

The blonde then politely says, “Oh, by the way, my name is Brenda….Brenda Fleming.”, extending her hand for a quick shake.

The guy extends his hand in return and right after he grasps hers, says in a deeper tone,
“Nice to meet you, Brenda. I’m Tonto…Tonto Goldstein.” :3DSMILE:

Whenever I sit next to annoying person on a plane, this is what I always do...

And here I am about to board a plane .... thanks!

Next time I fly I want to go Yorkshire Airlines

Or this could happen to YOU, if you're too annoying!

Whenever my wife smells a fart on a plane she always asks me if I did it. I wonder why.:D

if you don't see the humor in this, then you all are dead. I have been on flights where the guy next to me never shuts up. That is some funny @#%$. I need a good laugh, thanks.

Bill

Mike,

If its outside Yorkshire its not bloody worth visiting - too true:LOL:

That's why I'm here:confused:

:LOL:

Now that's funny. I rushed to turn it off as I was not ceratin as to what it was going to do to the laptop here..:LOL:

Very good story -also the Yorkshire Airlines Mike. Yes - using the Arabic one on a plane might be tricky. Would keep the crying kids in the background however.