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The last couple of days the first wife has been complaining the dish washer wasn't working properly. ( not me....the electric one)

Sooooo, last night while she was asleep I decide to have a look at this thing.

Welllllll!!!, are'nt they disgustings things when you get into the workings of em. Bluddy yukky crap in the pump, hoses and filters.

So this morning when her majesty awakes I announce that I've seen better sewage plants than the inside of our dishwasher. I tell her that I'm not eating off any plate that gets washed in that thing unless some-one cleans it more often.

That I think was when all hell broke loose.

She, her ladyship, then announces that that's just fine with her and maybe I can learn to cook as well as wash my own dishes.

Gawd, they're funny animals, she didn't even say thanks for me fixing the thing.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:20 PM
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G'day Uncle Les!

From the subject title I thought your beer can had melted or similar!

Things though, could be worse.....
Just cast your mind back to the days when she was carrying your children!
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G'day uncle Al.

wot ya been doin, where ya been?

We missed ya.
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I've been busy in the shed Les, doing all sorts of stuff.
The cobra hasn't got long to go now, more than just a roller but not quite yet turn key.
Also expecting my first "Real" Baby in September.
As I said, been busy!
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Also expecting my first "Real" Baby in September.
As I said, been busy!
TSK TSK!!

You have been busy congrats to you and your lady.

Now ya done it......you better get that cobra finished before bubs is born cuz you gonna be nailed down once you're a threesome.

I had two of em before I found out wot caused em ..... gave it up then.
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A major in Physchology and you still cannot work her out..
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I thought Sigmund Freud 'past' some time ago?
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I've got an extra room, could you come fix my dishwasher, please??
And... I'll fix you a home cooked meal as well!
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No response - must be watching a training video "Big Brother"..
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TSK TSK!!

You have been busy congrats to you and your lady.

Now ya done it......you better get that cobra finished before bubs is born cuz you gonna be nailed down once you're a threesome.

I had two of em before I found out wot caused em ..... gave it up then.
Thanks Uncle Les.
Good to know my boys can swim
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Hi all
I had 2 kids then waited 15 years and then had 2 more then decided had enough so am now building a GT 40 and am now about 8 weeks off finishing and going to reclaim my freedom.
Thats providing I can still remember what it was like to be a man like before I was married.

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Gawd you lot are an unsympathetic mob.

Not only do I cop it from the missus but I cop it from you lot too.

Best I got was an offer of a free meal from Kristen in return for fixing another crappy dishwasher. Thanks Kristen but I'm not traveling that distance for a free meal and to sleep in a spare room. Hell, I can do that here without even leaving home.

Bernie, this is my first wife I'm complaining about. You can spend a lifetime studying the best of texts and you'll still not understand em. They don't play by the book mate.

Dimi.....15 years then another two?. What did you do man, loose ya memory?. Couldn't you remember all those bluddy disgusting nappies.

Come to think of it, if there is one thing worse than a crappy dishwasher it's a crappy nappy.
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No response - must be watching a training video "Big Brother"..
I think I can explain why Rebel1 has not responded to my comment about there being some amazing simalarities between himself & a famouse Psych!

Simply put, when I get into DEEP DOO DOO with the 'first wife' the first thing that is taken away from me (negative reinforcement) is the right to the internet and therefore the Cobra Forum!

Obviously Rebel1's first wife is also onto this form of punishment and Rebel1 is stuck fixing washing machines outa bordem.

Gotta go, someone is ringing a bell and I am salivating.
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**** he posted whilst I was typing!
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Blair ner ner nernerner.

Oi, wot's this " someone is ringing a bell and I am salivating" bit ?. Is that the modern way you youngins get ya jollies?.

Like it's saturday night and you're on a promise but you gotta wait till the bell rings? ..............

And then you start salivating!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Sorry mate, couldn't help meself
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Thanks Uncle Les.
Good to know my boys can swim
Yeah, good to know alrighty Al.

My wife had problems falling preggers with our first born. Ended up with a time table for every day of every week for months. Gets that way that it sorta looses it's appeal after a few weeks of "performing to a time table".

Even then I think the first wife slipped a few "extra days" into the timetable.

Got that way I think " my boys" were running outta puff and taking their time finding the target.

Can't blame em really, I was fading away to a shadow with all the exercise.
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