The POOL ROOM

[Baz]

Bloke runs up the back of the car in front. The dwarf who was driving the front car jumps out and runs back to the guy in the car behind and says, "I'M NOT HAPPY." The other driver replies, "Well I'll bite. If your not 'HAPPY', which one are you?"

[Rog246]

Just to spice things up I said to my wife, "We'll do a bit of role playing tonight."She was well up for it. So I said, " You dress up like Whitney Houston, and I'll run you a bath..."

Just had a parcel from Holland, when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny, that's nice I thought, 'two lips from Amsterdam'!

[Baz]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend.



I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...