02-28-2013, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne,
vic
Cobra Make, Engine: Kenmer with Ford Quad Cam Boss 260
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An Abo walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is $200,000 a year'.
The Abo said 'You're bull****ting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
Talk about friggin' Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder... I recently came back
from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.
Having not seen my wife for several months, I was looking forward to a night
of hot passionate sex with her.
Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head and I shot her.
I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
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