
02-14-2015, 01:19 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Redland Bay,
QLD
Cobra Make, Engine: Harrison #100 under construction
Posts: 1,109
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Good News...Bad News
Lawyer  to wealthy art collector tycoon) "I have some good news and I have some bad news”
Tycoon : "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.
Lawyer : “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.
Tycoon  enthusiastically) “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
Lawyer : “The pictures are of you shagging your secretary”.

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