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ToyCollector 01-21-2003 08:56 PM

On 2nd look, the dumb ass still has part of his graph highlighted when he saved it. The graph is total non-press material now that I glance at it "as a hoax".

Remember, it was small block guy that posted it ;) But Big block TC rode the horse as well :CRY: :CRY:

Whaler 01-21-2003 09:01 PM

Here's the link
 
http://goatse.ca/cnn/musclecar.htm

NROTOXIN 01-21-2003 09:38 PM

Then how does he explain Ron Jeremy with a big block?.....and also a big engine in his car.
:LOL:

Whaler 01-21-2003 09:42 PM

Isn't Ron average?

LOL

:)

Tim

A Snake 01-21-2003 10:08 PM

Funny thing is, hoax or not, I've seen an awful lot of really good looking ladies with muscle car guys and Cobra guys too!

Maybe being a good mechanic helps? Remember the old cigarette ad:

"It isn't how long you make it, it's how you make it long.....:):)

Al

CSX 4039 01-22-2003 09:00 AM

yes, it's a hoax, but funny as heck, and very well done!
 
http://eurosexmaschine.com/cnn/musclecar.htm

casaleenie 01-22-2003 02:06 PM

The research was probably government sponsored... Your tax dollars at work....CRY:

However, in similiar research, it was found that the testicles of muscle car drivers were three times the average size. This was attributed to the fact that it takes a tremendous amount of balls to drive a car that weighs very little, has a lot of horsepower and is driven very fast...

:LOL:

DAVID L. VALDEZ 01-22-2003 03:40 PM

Same old song and dance.
 
This is the debate in this world that will never end. There will always be those people in this world with too much time on there hands. The way I see it, I guess this explanation may be the reason some of us require six figure incomes, 5500 square foot, five level homes, several watches worth more than the average car, .458 Winchester magnums in the gun cabinet, .475 Linebaugh revolvers, and need I continue. I think I have all these things because I want them, they interest me, and they are a result of the work I have done in this world. I do not do the work I do to have these things. Where do you draw the line on what is normal? I would rather be an average person in the realm being discussed and have what I have, than be Mister above average, and not have all the cool toys!

chill 01-22-2003 04:11 PM

Wrong forum?
 
Shouldn't this be in the Small Block Talk forum? :LOL:

DAVID L. VALDEZ 01-22-2003 04:32 PM

Isn't a Cobra with a small block (289) still considered a muscle car?

RACER X #99 01-22-2003 04:46 PM

Not trying to start anything but I have noticed a lot of Cobra/ Corvette/Viper/M3/Porsche owners and in particular BB Cobra owners are vertically challanged.

Probably has someting to do with the low roof lines of those cars. :rolleyes:

Cranky:3DSMILE:

chill 01-22-2003 06:02 PM

Survey
 
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Which is more likely to get this response:

a) clinical psychiatrist
b) Cobra driver

Dwight 01-22-2003 06:03 PM

THE 260 & 289 ARE MUSCLE CAR!!!!!!!!!!




:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

ToyCollector 01-22-2003 08:22 PM

Chill, how dare you post that video of my wife!!!!!!! You have mail offline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey where's Tony? Did he break his keyboard or something?

GeorgiaSnake 01-22-2003 08:49 PM

Damn TC we are married to the same woman. :eek:

Tony has gone for a ride to escape this thread he started.

Chill is selling bootleg tapes of our wife.

Alex is drooling at our wife.

But we have republicans in office so life is good

Tony Radford 01-23-2003 04:29 AM

Hey, I'm here. I've been sitting back, reading and laughing. I've got nothing else to do. Ever since I showed that "clinical study" to my wife, she won't have anything to do with me. She asked the question "what comes first, the tiny wang or the hot rod"? I began to ponder this question and concluded that when I'm driving my car, I feel as though I'm hung like a horse. I must admit, when I'm in my pickup and see someone else in their Cobra, I feel underendowed. Maybe all of this means something. I'm not smart enough to figure it out.

Back in Black 01-23-2003 04:39 AM

Tony, good one
 
However, the important thing for me is:

My wife DOES look like the animated babe above :3DSMILE:

She is a size 5... who kickboxes, runs, and lifts weights with me.... pretty, natural golden blonde gal.... Who cares about a cobra, considering that ? :confused:

Johan 01-24-2003 06:11 AM

When I'm driving a race car with a submarine belt, I wear a cup. My wife bought it for me, and I'm almost sure she bought it at
"Basketballs 'R Us ".
When I am walking up to the car prior to the start of the race, I can feel people staring , whispering to each other. Some point , some gasp, but nobody laughs. They just think I really enjoy racing.
Back in Black,brother this makes you sort of an anomolly, seeing as how you like muscle cars and such.
Georgia Snake, better change your handle.
Toy Collector, perhaps you can be Machine Collector, or Heavy Equipment Operator. I wondered why the tops of your shoes are always wet.
Chill ? Chill ? We've all used that excuse.
Racer X . 99, just move the decimal point one to the right.
Spyderman says he is glad to be in the 93rd percentile for the first time ever, and
Late Apex sounds like he rounded the curve just in time to be the last one in line.

LateApex 01-24-2003 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JOHN WOERHEIDE


...Late Apex sounds like he rounded the curve just in time .
My wife says I am just in time as well ;)

Since this topic isn't in the gutter enough yet--

I'd rather be known for a late apex than an early climax. :p

hound dog 01-24-2003 08:39 AM

I just want to drive it, I don't want to @#%* it!!! So who cares!!
h dog


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