Worst ticket you got out of

[acindrich]

So what is the worst ticket you got out of? I got nabbed for speeding, passing on a double yellow line, eluding an officer and wreckless driving but was let go with a warning and a full pair of Depends only becuase they were looking for someone who threw a brick through a truckers windshield and the trucker initially thought it was me. I was on my way home from work, I was a teenager, was actually obeying all laws but started pulling away from the "pesky tailgater" that ended up being a sheriff who was tailing me, lights off, with the trucker inside to see if he could ID me. Anyways, I finally see some lights, pull over and am suddenly surrounded by four of the State's finest and two draw their weapons. That's where the Depends came in handy. After a bit of a lecture they were more interested in continuing the search so they let me go. I meandered home at like 15 mph as I was too freaked out to go any faster.