Little Johnny joke

[stengun]

Howdy Everybody,

Here's a Little Johnny joke for you........

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary . You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these b***hes would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher jerked her head up and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Little Johnny stood up and said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"

Paul

[Ron61]

That was a good one. I am gong to copy it and e-mail it to a friend if you don't mind.

Ron

[stengun]

Howdy Ron61,

Sure go ahead. Someone sent it to me. I had to clean it up alittle.

Paul

[Ron61]

Thanks,

I just copied it and sent it.

Ron