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trularin 01-28-2010 03:55 PM

You do not know stink, until you have raised chickens.

:eek:

Excaliber 01-28-2010 04:31 PM

Heck I forgot about the stink, boy did that bring back some memories! I might want to rethink this,,,, :)

Excaliber 01-28-2010 08:11 PM

From the Pirelli calendar. I have no idea HOW this relates to selling tires or WHAT she is doing to that poor chicken.

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...he_chicken.jpg

1ntCobra 01-28-2010 09:17 PM

Chicken is good. I had some for dinner tonight. Perhaps that young woman is starving for a nice chicken dinner too? She does look rather thin. Maybe she is undernourished.

Are you a vegetarian Ernie?

And what's up with the flying horse rainbow avatar? I'd think the invisible pink unicorns would interest you more.

Actually sometimes I feel like Charlie the unicorn. He seems to be tormented by pink and blue liberal unicorns that don't make any sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4

Buzz 01-28-2010 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excaliber (Post 1023468)
From the Pirelli calendar. I have no idea HOW this relates to selling tires or WHAT she is doing to that poor chicken.

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/d...he_chicken.jpg

Looks to me like she's choking it. What's she doing on the next page - spanking a monkey?

1ntCobra 01-28-2010 09:35 PM

Well you know if we don't go to the moon to mine helium-3, China and Russia will beat us there and they'll be the ones building all of the fusion reactors, while we are stuck dependent on dwindling supplies of fossil fuels.

http://www.wired.com/science/space/news/2006/12/72276

Where's Al Gore to save the Moon Base when you need him?

1ntCobra 01-28-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1ntCobra (Post 1023491)
Well you know if we don't go to the moon to mine helium-3, China and Russia will beat us there and they'll be the ones building all of the fusion reactors, while we are stuck dependent on dwindling supplies of fossil fuels.

http://www.wired.com/science/space/news/2006/12/72276

Where's Al Gore to save the Moon Base when you need him?

Hey look, I'm not only replying to the wrong thread, but I'm talking to myself. Perhaps I am the boonana king?

tcrist 01-28-2010 09:45 PM

1ntCobra,
You know the mind is the first thing to go. The second thing is..well.....uh...... Never mind.

Excaliber 01-28-2010 10:41 PM

Ya couldn't let it go with the chicken, ya had to ask about the monkey too huh?

Sigh,,, OK then...

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/u...the_monkey.jpg

Ron61 01-29-2010 05:15 AM

Well that is some calendar that you have there. Are you going to buy Pirelli Tires?

Ron :)

Buzz 01-29-2010 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excaliber (Post 1023504)
Ya couldn't let it go with the chicken, ya had to ask about the monkey too huh?

Sigh,,, OK then...

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/u...the_monkey.jpg

Jeezis!! I'm almost afraid to ask if the next one is a picture of her beating the meat. %/

(yeah yeah, we know - but who ever heard of spanking the sloth?)

Ron61 01-29-2010 05:45 AM

:LOL:

Buzz,

Just wait until he finds out where the Adult Book Stores up there are located.

Ron :LOL: :LOL:

Scott S 01-29-2010 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron61 (Post 1023537)
:LOL:

Buzz,

Just wait until he finds out where the Adult Book Stores up there are located.

Ron :LOL: :LOL:

And the legally protected live sex show with 18 year olds in Roseberg....

Ron61 01-29-2010 08:51 AM

:3DSMILE:

Thats even a shorter drive for him than coming back down here to Redding.

Ron :LOL: :LOL:

dcdoug 01-29-2010 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excaliber (Post 1023504)
Ya couldn't let it go with the chicken, ya had to ask about the monkey too huh?

Sigh,,, OK then...

http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/u...the_monkey.jpg

It took me awhile to see the "monkey" and then I realized that it is actually a sloth, not a monkey.....:rolleyes:

Excaliber 01-29-2010 10:31 AM

Hawaii holds nothing back when it comes to strip shows. Many years ago we actually had office meetings, from time to time, at one club in Oahu and a couple of clubs when on Gaum. Visiting dignitary from the mainland? Oh yeah, to the club for a meeting and entertainment, much of which landed on the company bill!

The "rumor" got back to San Fran, who confirmed it, and then pulled the plug on us. Ahhh, those were the days.... :)

Black Mamba 01-29-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott S (Post 1023575)
And the legally protected live sex show with 18 year olds in Roseberg....

There's a live sex show in Roseberg with 18 year olds??? Damn, I was up there about 6 years ago looking for property but all the people with silver teeth scared me off, that and the rancher that told me about all the break ins by the local tweakers. I wonder what an 18 year dancer from Roseberg would look like, I may prefer Ernies second hand chicken.

Black Mamba 01-29-2010 11:13 AM

I guess Ernie wouldn't be the first:

http://www.explodingcigar.com/article1433.html
http://www.explodingcigar.com/article574.html

"A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said. Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken. Garner was arrested Thursday after being caught in the chicken house, Florien police Chief Herman R. Love said. Earlier this week, a West Monroe man was arrested accused of having sex with a pig. Ouachita Parish Sheriff's deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, after his sister says she caught him with one of her three pigs. On Thursday, the chickens' owner heard the animals making a commotion and saw headlights outside. A neighbor also heard the commotion and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said... After being brought in for questioning at the Sabine Parish Sheriff's Office, Love said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal." �The Town Talk (US)

Excaliber 01-29-2010 12:17 PM

Ewwww, just leave a link next time without posting the details! :confused:

As Computerworks might say, think Maxim not Playboy (or worse). Thats why the pics I posted edited out some pointy details. :LOL:

Buzz 01-29-2010 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcdoug (Post 1023581)
It took me awhile to see the "monkey" and then I realized that it is actually a sloth, not a monkey.....:rolleyes:

Yeah, like I said - we know already, but who ever heard of spanking the sloth?


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