Joke of the Day...

[ERA535]

Subject: Downhome Culture Profiling


Did you hear about the Mississippi redneck who passed away and left his
entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen.
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What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck?
The good ol’ boy raises livestock.
The redneck gets emotionally involved.
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What’s the most popular pick up line in Mississippi?
Nice tooth!
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How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say “I’ve gotta leak in my sink” and
the
person at the front desk says “go ahead.”
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How can you tell if a Alabama redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alabama
to
32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Mississippi? A documentary.
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Why did God invent armadillos?
So that Texas rednecks can have ‘possum on the halfshell.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been
called
a teethbrush.
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An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-
20 .
He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
The driver says, “’Bout what?”
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Montgomery , Alabama burned
down?
Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Alabama :
When a couple gets divorced, they’re still brother and sister.
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What’s the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
I-40.
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Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward
each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey, Tommy
Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?” “Jus’ some chickens.”
“If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?”
“Shoot, ya guesses right and I’ll give you both of them.”
“OK. Ummmmm . . . five?”
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in
Florida have in common?
Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer.
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A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire.
He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry
over here. My house is on fire!”
“OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?”
“Shucks, don’t you still have those big red trucks?”
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
more?
‘Cuz 17 and under not admitted!


Thanks Pete C!