Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

Frank was so excited to be going bear
hunting. He spotted a small brown bear
and shot it. Then there was a tap on his
shoulder, and he turned around to see a
big black bear. The black bear said "You've
got two choices. I either maul you to death
or we have sex." Frank decided to with the
latter.

Well, Frank vowed revenge. He headed out
on another trip where he found the black
bear and shot it. There was another tap on
his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
stood right next to him. The grizzly said
"That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've
got two choices. Either I maul you to death
or we'll have sex." Again, Frank thought
it was better to comply.

Several months later, still outraged he
headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt
sweet revenge, but then there was a tap
on his shoulder. He turned round to find
another giant bear standing there. The
bear said, "Admit it, Frank. You don't
come here for the hunting, do you?"