Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

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http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/...ickgeorge.html

Penis Song http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/PenisSong8.swf

A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of
this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute, who
are you supposed to be?"

We're Jack and Jill," they reply.

The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"

So, they go off and a short while later they come back dressed
differently. They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door.

Well now, you're just darn cute. Who are you this time?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel", says the little boy.

"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel
because you're black!"

Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later, the man hears the bell
ring again. This time when he opens the door, there stand the two
children but this time they are BUCK Naked.

"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!!", he asks.

"Chocolate M&M'S, says the little girl, "I'm plain, he got nuts
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The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."

Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."

The blonde thinks for a minute and replies -
"How do you give shoulders?"
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A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night
the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little
negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and
says, "Honey, Do you remember this?"

He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married."

She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me
that night."

He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asks.

He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhhhh Baby, I'm
going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains
out."

She giggles and says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you
said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore
that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies,
"Mission Accomplished."
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