11-21-2002, 05:22 PM
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A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something
[1] the bartender is blonde.
[2] the bouncer is blonde.
[3] I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb blonde with a black belt in karate.
[4] the woman sitting next to me is blonde, she is a weightlifter,
and
[5] the lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah,... not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times..."
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