Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft Today, it's called golf.
----------------------------------------------
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it.
----------------------------------------------
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
----------------------------------------------
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
"why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
paved.
---------------------------------------------
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
----------------------------------------------
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
---------------------------------------------
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
----------------------------------------------
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice
change from being young.
----------------------------------------------
One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
----------------------------------------------
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
-----------------------------------------------
Old age is when former classmates are so gray, so wrinkled, and so bald they
don't recognize you.
----------------------------------------------
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when
you are old.
---------------------------------------------
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull your
zipper up and, then -- Oh my goodness I forgot to pull my zipper down!
---------------------------------------------- !
If y ou jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking
jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?
----------------------------------------------
And best of all-- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the
top.