03-26-2003, 03:31 PM
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French Patients
><< Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
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> >>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table,
> >>because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
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> >>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
> >>inside them is color-coded."
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> >>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> >>everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
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> >>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
> >>They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
> >>end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
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> >>But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when
> >>he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
> >>no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are
> >>interchangeable."
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