Joke of the Day...

[Art Burtt]

An elderly man goes into th Social Security Office to apply for benefits. The woman behind the counter asks for his driver license
as proof of his age. He reaches in his pocket for his wallet and realizes he's left it at home. I'll have to come back he tells her. She says open your shirt,he does, and she says, the gray hair on your chest is proof enough and she processes his claim. He goes home and tells his wife what happened. She says, you should have dropped your pants you might have gotten disability too!