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LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP ( miss-match )


A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He
decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop: " License and registration, please."

London Lawyer: "What for?"

Glasgow cop: "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop: "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and
registration, please"

London Lawyer: "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop: "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop,
that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"

London Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration
and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket."

Glasgow cop: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living hell out
of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"
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I am truly perplexed that so many people are against another Mosque
being built in Sydney. I think it should be the goal of every
Australian to be tolerant.
Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban
Cowboy" ,and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."


Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called " Iraq
o' Ribs."


Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling
the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex
toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and
on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."


All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance
they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.