Jokes

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What did one saggy boob say to the other?

If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts.
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Sort of funny....




Obama has decided to make Community College education "FREE" (for those who qualify, meaning they are low/no income or members of a minority class).

Obama states that he will proceed with executive action to accomplish this, irrespective of Congress or citizen desires.

The President has even outlined the curriculum that will be offered. He insists that the courses offered must include:

‘Introduction to the Metric’ system…with emphasis on the unit ‘grams’ used in retail sales.

‘Ebonics not Phonics’ The way to say something without using those stupid rules of grammar or spelling.

‘Economics for Today’….Why you deserve other people’s money even if you don’t contribute to society.

‘Modern Sociology’ How the latest trends in rioting, looting, and men like Al Sharpton have enhanced our society.

‘Immigration’….It’s no longer illegal, it’s your right! Why you should not have to comply with immigration laws once you have managed to sneak into the country.