03-23-2017, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Sonora,
CA
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As I was getting into bed, she said, "You’re drunk."
I said, "How do you know?"
She said, "You live next door."
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A Dung Beetle walks into a bar and asks " is this stool taken?"
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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress her?
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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