Jokes

[bliss]

1) Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That's Faith.

2) When you throw a baby in the air she laughs because she knows you will catch her - That's Trust.

3) Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still, we set the alarm to wake up - That's Hope.

4) We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties - That's Confidence.

5) We see the world suffering. We know there is a possibility of same or similar things happening to us. But still, we get married - That's Over Confidence.
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Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills.
She was attractive and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life.

One attorney said to the other, "Our secretary is so young, pretty and naive that she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys.
Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?"

"Great idea," said the partner. You teach her what's right."
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A hotel guest called the front desk, and the clerk answered, "May I help you?"

The guest said, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to the room right away. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk said, "I'm sorry, Sir, but that's really a personal problem."

The guest replied, "Listen, Buddy, the window won't open, and that's a maintenance problem."
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