Jokes

[Ron61]

The Cowboy
A cowboy from Texas was pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for
speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his
head.

The cowboy said, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies ?" The
trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies." Well, sir," the
cowboy replied, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle
flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end
of a horse."

The trooper said, "Oh," and went back to writing the ticket. But, a
moment later he stopped and said, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replied, "I have too much respect for law
enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass." "That's a good thing," the
trooper said and went back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl said, "Hard to
fool them flies though.