Jokes

[EarlsflyinCobra]

A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
> > loud pounding on the door.
> >
> > The man got up and went to the door where a drunken stranger,
> > standing in the pouring rain, was asking for a push.
> > ' Not a chance ', said the husband,' its 3 o'clock in the morning!
> > 'He slammed the door and returned to bed.
> > 'Who was that? 'Asked his wife.
> > 'Just some drunken guy asking for a push ', he answered.
> >
> > 'Did you help him? 'She asked.
> > 'No! I did not! It's 3 o' clock in the morning and it's pouring out
> > there! '
> >
> > ' Well, you have a short memory,' said his wife, ' Can't you
> > remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two
> > guys helped us?
> > ''I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
> > '
> >
> > The man did as he is told, got dressed, and went out into the
> > pouring rain.
> >
> > He called out into the dark, ' Hello, are you still there? '
> >
> > 'Yes ' came back the answer.
> >
> > 'Do you still need a push? ', called out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please! " came the reply from the dark.
> >
> > 'Where are you? 'Asked the husband.
> >
> > 'Over here..... On the swing! 'Replied the drunk.
> >