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(Washington, D.C. 1/15/09) President-Elect Barack Obama today made a short statement which he says proves his family is making an effort to “have some skin in the game” by moving out of a private hotel in the D.C. area and making the move to public housing.

“As I said last Sunday in my interview with George Stephanopolous, I think it’s vitally important that everyone in American “have some skin in the game” and be willing to make sacrifices. That includes us.”

“Our move to Washington, D.C. public housing is a sacrifice for us that will show normal, everyday Americans that public housing in D.C. is safe and secure. We need to get the message out to those in need that they shouldn’t be embarrassed to move into public housing, after all, we are at the Blair House Housing Project and we feel perfectly safe.”

“We will be moving to another public housing development across the street, but have to wait for the current tenant to move out. Their lease expires on January, 20.”

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(Washington, D.C. 1/14/09) In a short press release issued today, Barack Obama announced his intention to create a new office to deal with detainees claims of unspecified torture which occurred during their stay in various camps throughout the world.

“It is my intention to create a special department comprised of bi-partisan participants to seriously look into, consider and act on claims of torture by persons currently being detained on charges of terrorism. It will be called the Independent Department Investigating Overt Torture Scenarios. This bi-partisan Office of IDIOTS will be comprised of individuals with the intelligence level required to work in this office while they look into claims of torture.”

“It will be the Office of IDIOTS who hold hearings on the matter, ensuring fair treatment for detainees. It will be IDIOTS who will determine levels of compensation for detainees deemed to be innocent of all charges and finally it will be IDIOTS who will ultimately determine who should be released. Among those names I’m considering to lead the IDIOTS are Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein who have both demonstrated the intelligence level necessary to be successful.”

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