Jokes

[VRM]

Bush and McCain were talking about McCain's loss of the Presidential election.

Bush tells McCain "All you had to do is pray to have God call you and then you do what He says when He does. God told me to run for Preznit, so I did. God then told me to invade Afghanistan, so I did. Then God told me to invade Iraq, so I did that, too. God also told me that Brownie was doing great, and that torture, bank deregulation, and spending more money than we had were all OK, too. That's really all you have to do - it got me elected twice!!"

McCain replies "I probably should have - our base is pretty gullible. We should try to remember to tell Sarah in 2012. I want you to listen to this though - I got a very nice phone message consoling me on the loss of the election."

McCain plays a short message from his answering machine.

Bush listens intently and then exclaims "You did get a phone call from God! I would recognize his voice anywhere!! You should have called him back and asked him what else to do!"

McCain looks Bush squarely in the eye and says "George, that was not God, that was Obama."