Mens holiday

Cobrabill · #1 (**permalink**) 02-01-2008, 10:39 AM

Please help us get this day started for all men!

Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Since most men could care less about Valentine's Day, secretly guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special 'male' holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the F*&k Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this holiday has been created so the ladies can have a day to show their men just how much they are loved.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the F*&k Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a self-perpetuating love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

imagine2frolic · #2 (**permalink**) 02-01-2008, 10:46 AM

GEE...I get that once a week, but then again I pay for everything......

terry251 · #3 (**permalink**) 02-01-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by imagine2frolic

GEE...I get that once a week, but then again I pay for everything......

No pictures...didn't happen

imagine2frolic · #4 (**permalink**) 02-02-2008, 06:41 AM

terry251,

That would be a completely different thread...............

, AND THE END OF MY LIFE

Ron61 · #5 (**permalink**) 02-02-2008, 06:58 AM

Well as the old saying goes, you only live once. Not so sure that I agree with it, but the thread would be INTERESTING to say the least.

Ron

Silverback51 · #6 (**permalink**) 02-02-2008, 08:23 AM

I refuse to participate in "Hallmark" holidays, like Valentines Day.

Before we were married I made that clear to my wife. I do not perform due to an artificial date on the calendar. I buy my wife flowers and things 2 to 5 times a year, but I do it because I want to, not because I have to.

In reality, she appreciates it more that way, as she knows I do it because I love her.

Wes Tausend · #7 (**permalink**) 02-03-2008, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverback51

I refuse to participate in "Hallmark" holidays, like Valentines Day.

Before we were married I made that clear to my wife. I do not perform due to an artificial date on the calendar. I buy my wife flowers and things 2 to 5 times a year, but I do it because I want to, not because I have to.

In reality, she appreciates it more that way, as she knows I do it because I love her.

I was going to write some dates on the calendar for my wife ....but now after what you have recommended, I'm going to let her pick them because it will mean more to me. Thanks.

P.S. And you may have very well saved my life also.

Thanks again.

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392cobra · #8 (**permalink**) 02-03-2008, 09:18 AM

I bought my ex-wife an ironing board for Valentine's Day one year.Had a real nice cover on it with red roses printed on it.

Come to think of it, it might have been our last one together.

imagine2frolic · #9 (**permalink**) 02-03-2008, 09:40 AM

I use to bring my ex flowers a couple of times a month. Once this guy said to me I have never seen a fella in so much trouble in my life. My reply was THIS IS HOW I STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!