Lounge Election Campaign Rules
 

Ok, since we're going to be in it for the next few months, let's try to follow some simple rules so we can keep it down to a mild roar.

1. Roscoe and CDC...only one long cut/paste per thread page please.

2. VRM...just come out of the closet and admit you are a moderate Republican with bi-political tendencies (you like to flirt with liberal thoughts that you make you a little dizzy and give you a nauty tingling feeling).

3. Any hot shots of the VP MILF (Palin) assolutely must be posted here. Warren will then make a poster out of it.

4. Buzz...we need a sexy cartoonish rendering of Ms. Palin, please...in a Wonder Woman outfit please...wet would be good.

5. You may not attack Obama's color, but the ears are fair game at all times.

6. If you really want to tell someone to f... off, please use the British term "bugger". That way, you'll get your point across and it just sounds better.

7. Please don't jump on Ernie for liking Obama...it's all he's got and he usually comes around to the correct mindset later rather than sooner.

8. If you don't understand a post by Ron61...look back a few pages.

9. Leave the candidates' kids alone on these pages...unless you have pictures of them from a Girls Gone Wild video.

10. If Ron or I swoop in...don't argue. :cool:

Aye, aye, Chief!

Speaking of that.....

The Chief noticed a new Seaman one day and barked at him to get over here. “What is your name?” was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy.

“John,” the new guy replied. The Chief scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart, liberal pansy ass stuff they’re teaching Sailors in boot camp today, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.I refer to my Sailors by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that’s all. I am to be referred to only as Chief. Do I make myself clear”?

“Aye, aye, Chief!” “Good! Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”

The new guy sighed and said, “Darling. My name is John Darling, Chief!”

“Okay John, here’s what I want you to do...”
_____

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

The terrorist leader said, “Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about.”

The Englishman replied, “I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown.”

The Canadian replied, “Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity.”

The American replied, “Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking.”

I'm a libertarian. Or an old style liberal (not to be confused with these welfare type new-liberals). So bugger off, you bloody wanker!:LOL: (ok - maybe I'm just trying to allow you to share in that naughty tingly feeling)

I won't vote GOP again until they get their crap straightened out. Strange to think that it just might be a MILF in a Wonder Woman outfit that does it.:eek:

Steve

Re #4: Yessir!!

Er...A few suggestions if I may...%/

11. We all chip in and send Ernie & CDC to dinner at Taco Bell and a night in one of those nice motels you guys got over there with the vibrating bed. Bomelia can go along too as an observer so he can start a blog about how they resolved their differences.

12. No mention of frogs and turtles and pink thongs outside the chat thread or else the perps get to join Ernie and CDC.

13. What about McCains color (red, when he gaffes)? Is that fair game?

:D:D:D

Buzz...assolutely! :p

Heck, I wouldn't mind seeing some of McCain's wife either. She looks like she knows her way around a dancer's pole...:cool:

I know, there's something wrong with me.:JEKYLHYDE

Bugger off, you bloody wanker!

Does this protester belong to you, Excaliber or VRM - I'm thinking VRM with VRM very possibly a member of Code Pink!

Also, VRM - you funny - Your logic - don't vote for McCain-Palin until the Republicans get their act together (a major goal of McCain-Palin) - therefore - vote for Obama-Biden who are out to eat your lunch or don't vote at all - the same as a vote for Obama-Biden. Don't be a snollygoster - voting for 90% (McCain-Palin) is way more logical than voting for less than 0.

Also, are you somehow involved in the making of cuckoo clocks, possible VRM clocks where you live? My man, you need to come out of the closet - admit that you are a white, liberal, angry (perhaps dirty) hippy and member of the 'Rat party. Although, if there is any gay stuff to confess, please keep it to yourself.

[quote=cobra de capell;876773]Does this protester belong to you, Excaliber or VRM - I'm thinking VRM with VRM very possibly a member of Code Pink!




Biker Babe doesn't appreciated being misused and abused in this manner.

Go find your own,chithead.

Sounds like a plan, buggerfaced, wanker - but, let me try this - is this your messiah? What's with the "Yes We Can't" slogan and do you use it in your garage and around your house, also? Can your Dumbo fly with those huge ears?


Jamo.....this is for you.....not real, but a nice photoshop job on the far right...

http://i35.tinypic.com/2945poy.jpg

I'm buggerin pissed I did not get mentioned in the top 10. Ya'll know I can stir things up, and, I just might.;) Bugger VRM, he has no idea what the bugger he is.

Bugger me, I'm having a buggerin-A good time saying bugger all you buggerin liberals. Bugger the bad word filter.

Sarah Palin... MILB

Mike

PS: Thanks Buzz for the buggerin honerable mention. I will do my best

Oh bugger off. ;)

What the bugg??
 

Go bugger yourself. And quit posting pics of your relatives, buggerhead. Show some buggerin' respect.

What the bugger? You mother-buggers are buggin' the bugger outta me! NONE of this makes any buggin sense!!! lol !!! Bugger off and die!!! lol !!!

Just in case you buggering aren't sure which bugerring party you should make claim...

www.okcupid.com/politics

it's buggerifically buggerific!

Me...buggering-A

Your true political self:You are a
Social Conservative
(13% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(60% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Republican


You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness. loc: (-138, 37)

Your true political self:
You are a

Social Moderate
(56% permissive)


and an...

Economic Conservative
(73% permissive)


You are best described as a:


Capitalist

You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

http://home.comcast.net/~kilroyrepor...h_w_Bridge.JPG

LoBelly

Did anyone who took the test and check out the Famous People at the end,notice that the Bugger "o" was in the Socialist corner.

Kinda bothered me at first until I noticed there was a Communist catagory for the Bugger.
Good Test !

Mod note ...took out CDC's disgusting fat lady picture.

Biker Babe appreciates it Ron.:LOL: