I fart in your general direction
 

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-E...d52f3c6c138912


:JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE

hell, farting, battery.....only in CA :LOL:

I haven't laughed this hard in years. What a great fart story!
:LOL::LOL::LOL::D**)

Must have been one hell of a fart!

think about the aftermath for the cop, his fellow cops will be ribbing him for years. i'll bet they are purposely farting all around him. :D:LOL: i gotta piss:LOL::LOL:**)

ther seems to be alot of this despicable crime being perpetrated ......


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2019571.html

Flatulence, it's not just rude, it's a crime!

I can just see some lawyer arguing that farting is legal because it is considered as free speech.

:LOL:

Warren,

It is not freedom of speech if you attack a person with it. Boy am I glad there are no police arond after I have a bunch of chili.

Ron :)

ron throughout the ages our genetic code has been touched by evolution to stay away from you when you eat chilli. :rolleyes:

:)

Thanks Fred,

And all these years they thought those huge piles were from dinosaurs.

Ron :LOL:

i guess the great event that killed the dinos, was a chilli eating contest, filling
the entire planet with methane.

Obama supporters seem to lean toward farting stuff for some reason......

To compliment your interest....this from FoxNews.....

Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
Friday, September 26, 2008

Arguments began Monday in a federal lawsuit alleging that a Maryland doctor stapled a man's rectum shut during an operation, rendering him unable to move his bowels for 17 days, the Baltimore Examiner reported.

Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, has accused Dr. Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, Maryland for botching a September 2004 surgery that left him with permanent bowel problems, according to the report.

But an attorney representing Casiano told jurors the doctor did not staple Watkins' buttocks shut.

Attorney Conrad Varner said Watkins’ bowels became “swollen shut” because of medical problems — not because of stapling and that his two-pack-a-day smoking habit added to his bowel problems, the Examiner reported.

Watkins' attorney, Julia Lodowski argued that the medical error was in fact caused by Casiano and has led Watkins to experience continual “rectal discharge," which requires him to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day.

Lodowski said Watkins also needed four “unnecessary surgeries” because of the alleged mistake.
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And, just is case you are interest, a related story....

Man Sues, Says Doctors Amputated Penis Without His Consent.....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427788,00.html

CDC,

I don't support Obama and I would like to know how in the devil you can take a post like this and turn it into another of your political raves. I think you need to wake up to the fact that there is not one word in any of the posts about any politician. I have agreed with you on most of what you have posted, but this is out of reason. I suppose that you don't Fart! And you are aware that there are now two (2), Cobra Bills aren't you.

Ron

there just seems to be no escape.......i try to post to more mundane subjects to avoid the politico speak, but alas even flatuations are politicized. :CRY:

Let's review, you huge buggerin' wanker - this is still America as liberals like you have not taken it over yet and since my post here was within Club rules - why don't you try getting a life versus posting here all buggerin' day long and get off my back or I'll come up there and throw you in the lake. You don't want to bugger with me, you will lose, big time.

hehehe.....little uptight are we? :D

That's correct.

http://penetratinginsightsintotheobv.../manandboy.jpg

Three boys were out fishing one morning, and NObama was out jogging along the adjacent parkway when he tripped and fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service could get to him, the boys saw him thrashing around in the water and pulled him out of the creek. He was so grateful he offered them whatever they wanted. The first said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Nobama replied, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second one said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes." Nobama said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!"

The third boy said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!"

Nobama was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!"

http://penetratinginsightsintotheobvious.com/uhs.jpg

http://www.classicmoviemusicals.com/freemank1.jpg

Phoebe Dinsmore: [giving Obama diction lessons] Repeat after me - Tah, Tey, Tee, Toe, Too.
Barack Obama: Tah, Tey, Tye, Tow, Tyo.
Phoebe Dinsmore: No, no, no Mr. Obama, Round tones, round tones. Now, let me hear you read your Teleprompter.
Barack Obama: And I cayn't stand'im.
Phoebe Dinsmore: And I can't stand him.
Barack Obama: And I cayn't stand'im.
Phoebe Dinsmore: Can't.
Barack Obama: Cayn't.
Phoebe Dinsmore: Caaaan't
Barack Obama: Cayyyyn't

Not really, but I would still love to throw Ron into the lake anyway.

If you're expecting, as we are all expecting, the post-racial Democrats to get more racist in the coming weeks, we have just the thing for you.

http://americandigest.org/getoutracismadigestweb.jpg

Print out a bunch of these on card stock and carry them around in case, by expressing even the smallest reservation about the fitness of Barack Obama, you get hit with the R-Bomb. These also come in handy if you misspeak or use a previously racially neutral word that has become racially-charged overnight.

i dunno,.....i think i like the fart thread better.....