Tennessee legislator raises issue of.......

[Fred Douglass]

......"saggin' 'em" (pants, that is). Yestiddy on Laura Ingram, between religious topics, Laura interviewed an Tennessee (state?) legislator who was trying to get a fine + community service sanction laid on brain-deads who trapse around with their butt-cracks (and more!) hanging out back and their fookin' trousers essentially around their knees.

He explained the hygienic (Sp?) issue of having these bee-bee-headed pustules working in food services. After they go into the BR to "do their business" (his words), they may well wash their hands, but they then return to the food service line and split time serving you your lunch and hauling their foo keen oversized trousers up......thereby linking their hands to the self-same trousers which had lain on the floor in front of the crapper.........Yumee.

Now, I realize that this is very likely going to be seen as an April Fool's Day jest, but it ain't. My solution is to drive around in the vicinity of "saggers" and release Rotweilers. They'd look humorous trying to outrun the noble beasts with their oversized pants around their ankles.....


Armageddon is nigh!