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Car vs. Wife
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I feel sorry for him if his wife sees that add.
It is funny. |
Hahaha!
Larry |
wife
How does it always come to this? Why does that enchanting creature that had you walking on air 10-20 years ago,turn into a soul-sucking harpy!
Most of us men are like happy go lucky dogs(are needs are simple) machines,boobs,football,and alcohol,and a place to enjoy these activities with our fellow pack of curs. Women,have this need to strip us of joy,and turn us into lawnmowing,living room painting,go to the couch sleeping zombies. I personally,have escaped the clutches of two of the succubuses,and live a joy fullfilled life of carbon monoxied,gun shooting,espn watching,sleazoid loving,scotch drinking,buy what i want,go where i w ant nirvana. Recently,a friend of mine lost everything but his practice,to his exwife. To console him,we went to dinner at popular resturant often freqeunted by the divorcee set.I made a comennt about some women,that she was really attractive, His reply was "No matter how good looking they are,they are some other poor bastards nitemare" Need i say more |
Lmao!
:LOL: I can not stop laughing...this guy is truly bitter...and funny as hell....even my wife laughed....well for a while , then I got "that's Enough" treatment...this is classic!**)
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that took some thought!
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Some how I believe that he's been thinking about it for quite some time. :LOL: |
Why are divorces so expensive?
Because they're worth it. |
This reminds me of something someone sent to me last week:
A Male Fairy Tale.............. Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end. |
My friend experienced the joys of divorce three times.....
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Moral to the story, you only live once so why suffer. Expats can live a very satisfying life in Thailand and elsewhere, on social security alone and if you have skill sets in demand, you can live like a king. go figure. |
the web "they" weave
I am not bitter,just reflective,and happy as hell now! That fairy tale is true! What is wrong with tits,engines,two wheels and a chain,firecrackers in the fireplace,and drunk chicks(finally women i can talk to.)
Save yourselves dudes,give all your money before they take your balls. Tell me if i am not correct about this one," Your at a party,you are their with the "little woman",and all your pals are too.You and all your pals are talking about whatever,the women are roosted on the deck,and in walks somebodys recently divorced sister in law,and she is stacked and skinny,and looks like a porn star and she is all by herself"! see how long you are on your lonesome my brothers,those banshees will come off that deck,grab yor arms,and sit on you like Horton hears a who.Then the incessant cackling will begin,the caracter assasination,and just calling the poor chick a whore. Am i not right? Do not let your wives read this,sooner or later you will lose some privalige over it. And tell them ,yeah i"m a bad speller,but i do this to drive them nuts. Why did God give women pubic hair? To hide the hook! The moral of the story:::::Me and the sister in law woke up naked on my balcony. |
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Why did God give women pubic hair? To hide the hook! This has got to be one of the truest statements I have ever read, absolutely hilarious and soooooo true.:CRY: I wonder how many guys have the scars to prove it? :eek:. Answer: every single p***y whippend yes dear husband walkin' the planet.**) jagrolet you da man..........LMAO:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:. tin-man |
WOW!!!!! Some of you guys have issues.....................%/:JEKYLHYDE
Or I was a bit more selective. 29 years, which keeps from any weird "cold sores".:cool::cool: |
LOL
And the funny part is that they would rather live in a cardboard box under a freeway, than stay with the EX. Luvda, Lucky man Most of us not so much.... |
Wow! Y'all are killing me!!
Blessed with 20 years on the marriage odometer and nowhere CLOSE to the dead end this guy has reached. Ouch! Paul |
All you have to do is read their replies and you can tell why they are divorced. I know, I'm just another b****, but it was my idea to buy the car and if we got divorced, he could have the house.
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I think I did it right...just took me two tries!! :JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE
Bud |
Aloha Bud Man!
I avoided marriage until I was in my early 30's but got lucky on the first try - coming up on 36 years - and she love s riding in #142! |
Aloha to you too!It's good to hear from you and to know you, your lovely bride and the "bare naked lady" are doing well! My best buddy Ray said he ran into you some months back, and that all is good! I guess I built her right!
May get back into the hobby soon...never can tell. Ciao for now! Bud:JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE:JEKYLHYDE |
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