Lame Duck!

[ERA600hp]

Well since my term as your President is comming to a close!

I met with my Cabinet, this afternoon!!

With a Majority vote we passed some Grown breaking LEGISLATION!

Which I will present at the State meeting!!

Your President

AKA: ERA600hp

No Brag Just Fact!!

[Snakecharmer]

Cabinet? Ground Breaking? State meeting?
This is what really happened folks:

Tom was bored so he went to his LIQUOR cabinet and had a few too many. Next thing he knows, he's falling on his Ground breaking BUTT!! wondering how he got in this STATE!!

Tom, you need to stay OUT of your Cabinet until bedtime!

Love you,
Charmer

[ERA600hp]

The Bar is OPEN!!!

[jwoodard]

Tom is the only President that can meet with his Cabinet and have a one person conversation!

Jim

[jrussell]

Tom,
I am geting a little more worried about you than usual. Lame, I understand, but I really don't remember when you first started quacking, and now this admission about talking to yourself........well I guess as long as you can promise to keep the arguing to a minimum it will be OK.
Oh, yeah, I suppose you know that a Duck's Quack does not echo, so we will have to test your Quack just to make sure you haven't been doing something funny with some other Lame Duck, and where IS that whipped cream anyway?
John R.

[4RE KLR]

You know guys I did not want to bring this up but since Tom did I will relay some info.

Tom has been talking to himself for years, It is only recently that he has started to answer. That is waht makes him so frisky at times, he has finally found a playmate : himself.

I also have an idea about someting new for our club.
When we elect a new prez this year why dont we elect a wife for treasurer. Hey guys if they didn't let us play, we would not even know each other. Lets get them more involved with us.

What do you think?

Ferrari Killer
Steve Parks

[jayscobras]

ISN'T LAME DUCK THE TWIN BROTHER OF "LIMP D***(RICHARD)?


STEVE, GOOD IDEA. BUT WHAT IF THE NEW PREZ DOEN'T HAVE A WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND?

JAY
THE PUZZLEMASTER