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John McMahon 01-07-2004 04:25 PM

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JM,

I have to ask, if Pocono is= Ruth Buzzi, and The Glen=Pam Anderson, what does VIR equal.
Bill,

Do I haff to 'splain everting to joo???

Alrighty...here is the run down for tracks we frequent.

Hint...the level of beauty that each track equates to, is how enjoyable it is, starting with the ugliest (this is gonna be tough):

1. Pocono = Ruth Buzzi (butt ugly, soiled, used and abused, not much fun to ride)

2. Summit Point = Courtney Love (a dirty little ho, but still fun to 'ride on' when she ain't hosting the entire populace of WV)

3. Lime Rock = Salma Hayek (short, hot, curvy and unpredictable)

4. VIR = Ashley Judd (a tall drink o' water with long, beautiful lines that make you giddy in anticipation of what lies in her moist hills and valleys)

5. Watkins Glen = Pam Anderson (built for spped, bigger then life, beautifully coifed and every curve gives you a 'chubby').

'Nuff Said? I though so! :MECOOL: :LOL:

BlueRooster 01-07-2004 06:00 PM

Looks like I'm trowin' Ruth Buzzy a bang this spring.

John McMahon 01-07-2004 06:31 PM

Better wear a body condom and get one for your Cobra too.:CRY: :CRY: :CRY:

klayfish 01-08-2004 04:31 AM

OK John, I gotta ask. If the Glen gives you a 'chubby' each time, doesn't it make it hard to drive? Do you find yourself grabbing the wrong shifter?:LOL:

I have only run Ruth, so I have nothing to compare it to, but I definitely agree that it is in bad need of a repave. A couple of the corners had what felt like rumble strips right at the apex. Just consider it an extra challenge. :JEKYLHYDE :CRY: They did pave them over for my last run in August, but still ain't great.

Steve

John McMahon 01-08-2004 12:00 PM

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PS: Yes, I will be at the glen at least once this year, and yes, I will have a car out on the track........Will have to get Roger to arrange a lead follow session for me though..................
Bill thinks he is gonna get lucky with Pamela, but I know all he'll be doing is dry humping Ruth's saggy leggins. :eek: **) :LOL:

a427sc 01-08-2004 05:01 PM

Steve JM having a chubby would in no way affect his ability to drive. With the small steering wheel he uses, and the small...Uh... well he has no problems with interference anyway.

D

a427sc 01-08-2004 05:02 PM

BTW JM, Nice description of the tracks.
Especially like the Summit reference.

D

mrmustang 01-09-2004 03:56 AM

Only time will tell dear Johnboy.......At least I'm not sleeping with the sheep :JEKYLHYDE , like a certain wannabe racer we all know and love.


Bill S.




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Originally posted by John McMahon


Bill thinks he is gonna get lucky with Pamela, but I know all he'll be doing is dry humping Ruth's saggy leggins. :eek: **) :LOL:

John McMahon 01-09-2004 05:02 AM

OH YEAH?????
 
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originally posted by mrmustang

Only time will tell dear Johnboy.......At least I'm not sleeping with the sheep , like a certain wannabe racer we all know and love.
Bill,

We will hold you to that promise of July at the Glen. If you don't show up...the crew will stop off at Calumet Ave on the way home and beat mrmustang sensless in front of his family.

This wannabee may go legit, getting McStang upgraded as I write this, could see it in AIX next year.

FYI.....I backed off on the sheep since my girlfriend has been commenting that I smell like wool quite a bit lately.

:JEKYLHYDE :JEKYLHYDE :JEKYLHYDE

mrmustang 01-10-2004 04:52 AM

Re: YEAH?????
 
This is the current game plan mind you, alot can happen between now and then. Only a lack of a safe car will stop me, as I've already blocked off that time on my schedule. if I can get Joe C. to agree to a lead follow with Roger, I'll be in good shape.


Bill S.

PS: -2 degrees in beautiful Rockaway, NJ this morning, anyone want to go for a ride :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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Originally posted by John McMahon


Bill,

We will hold you to that promise of July at the Glen. If you don't show up...the crew will stop off at Calumet Ave on the way home and beat mrmustang sensless in front of his family.

This wannabee may go legit, getting McStang upgraded as I write this, could see it in AIX next year.

FYI.....I backed off on the sheep since my girlfriend has been commenting that I smell like wool quite a bit lately.

:JEKYLHYDE :JEKYLHYDE :JEKYLHYDE



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