Well, Blas...

I guess I just don't know WHAT to think. Wolfie seems to be unusually reticent; he's normally, shall we say, more forthcoming, than this. Perhaps Mary finally has had a calming influence on the Wolfman... But seriously, it's his rear end I'm worried about... I do have a box of those rubber gloves!

Lowell

Is it Really Wolfie's Rear End?
 

Having dusted Wolfie on this particular run down the Byron asphalt (I was able to just beat 12 minutes) I'm not as concerned about his rear end as I am the things sticking out of it, especially after Mary got ahold of him!
Wolfman, anything we can do to help, please let us know.
I want you at Oct"Cobra"fest versus that wedding you're being forced against your will to attend so we need to get you back on the road. Since Chris lent you the tires that probably broke your rear end, he should give you his rear since he has no front either!

Wolfie, stop holding out on us!!! We just want to...uh...help...Yeah, that's right, we just want to HELP YOU!!!

Lowell

If there is anything sticking out of Wolfie's rearend then count me out! On the other hand if the problem is internal I would be glad to help you guys pull it apart. :rolleyes:

Ahhh, what day is it today? Is it friturday yet? I haven't seen the light of day since the "incedent" happened. Thanks for the lift home Arcy, and thanks for deserting me before I could get my story straight! I tried to tell her that it just quit on me on the way to Byron, that I never even got a chance to race, but she would'nt go for it. I think it was something one of the Sue s said to her {"what a looser Wolfie is!" } Thanks girls! So anyway after you guys left she made me do a "timeout" in the corner of the cellar till dinner time. And I got grounded for six weeks and I can't watch TV or listen to the radio or have toast for breakfast untill I tell her the truth. And I aint talkin, man she is strong willed. I must be a saint and a marter to put up with it.
Anyway she won't allow me to go into the garage or even look at the car. But I'm smarter than she is, I just snuck out at 3:30 in the morning today and went into the garage. But alas she is smarter than me after all, she rigged an electric wire from an outlet to the door knob and left the water hose dripping on the floor in front of the door! Oh S#@t did that hurt! When I finally got in, nun of the lights worked, fudge!
So I have not had a chance to make an assesment of the damage. It may come as a surprise to some of you but there was no damage done to "my" rear end but rather to the rear end of my car!! So please stop all of the childish inuendos already and grow up.

Now the truth; I have been too busy at work to look at the car. Chris said he would try to come over sometime this weekend to help me figure out what the problem may be. If'n it rains friday I will most likley need to go to work on saturday. It sucks to be Wolfie!!

Now the real truth; I am the king of my castle and as soon as I knaw through these shakles I'm going out to the garage and check it out! Grounded or not!!

P.S. I told St. Mary that I was sorry and she said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,

I can't believe you let Gary beat you. You could have at least made it look close instead of faking a break down.

Next thing you know Blas will show up to race and want to win also.......

I think I found my copy of the skeleton key to get your shackles off. I can probably stop by in a couple of weeks to help you out of them ( I should have your engine out of your car by then).

Yeah Chris, keep parting out your car that's all it's good for anyway. By the way, I want to be lined up against you next year on your maiden 10 sec run. You can reach for your precious sticker..it will be on my rear bumper.

OK..."Byron Boys"....
I can see that it's time for me to step in....(No...not to come out with mine)
IF....you would like to be considered for the new "WCCC Lite-um-up/Low ET" Garage Wall Hanging Trophy Type Thingy...
which will circulate between WCCC members only...
as the clubs official Byron events take place from season to season....
to the person with low ET each event...
starting now....(that is; last weeks event)
One for Big Blocks / one for small blocks (Turbo's = ?)
Send a good quality scan of your best trap speed ticket to the Club email address....or mail a photo copy to me.
I...have a plan....

void where prohibited by law, decision of the judge is final, tampering with ticket voids entry, duplicate prizes will not be awarded, should there be a tie the RED car will always win, you may have other rights (but don't count on it)

You are assuming we all have scanners?

Take a picture of the time slip and email it. Great way to create forged documents BTW. What? Who said that?

Sid