Jokes

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By the way, I appreciate the "Likes" as they encourage me to post and point out what type of stuff is likely to be appreciated. Thanks.
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A Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did...

You deserved it.
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I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".

She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"

I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!
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