Jokes

[bliss]

Some people aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus.
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
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Sounds of Bacon

Hello bacon my old friend
I'd like to eat some more of you again
Because an odor softly creeping
Filled my dreams while I was sleeping
And the taste that was planted in my brain...……...still remains
Echoed with the sound …………. of sizzling.

( Apologies to Simon & Garfunkel )
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Coronavirus Pandemic, day 16.

If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are super sanitized and my butt is super clean. Down to 1599 rounds of ammo (dropped 1 round down the heat vent while doing daily inventory). Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction but I have my dogs.. for now.. (I'm soaking their food in BBQ sauce in an attempt to marinate them from the inside in case I have to eat them) . I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Neighbors have attempted to leap from windows to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Blew through most Netflix series so may have to rewatch some again..Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate with me to help preserve my sanity..