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Originally Posted by patrickt
OK, so you don't want me to say to your wife "You know, if you were my wife, that Kirkham would have two roll bars. I would want you to have the same safety features that I afford myself." Yeah, that would be sure to shoot the rest of your weekend to hell.  |
Here's my hope for those that decide to have two roll bars in their cars to make their Cobra safer.
Please make sure that you and your family: a) purchase cell phones that emit the lowest amount of radiation, b) purchase tickets on the safest airline, c) purchase houses that are not near power lines, d) don't smoke tobacco or drink alcohol, e) eat a lowfat low cholesterol diet, f) exercise regularly, g) make sure you get regular or semi-regular colonoscopies and mammograms at the appropriate age, h) purchase homes in the safest (lowest crime) areas, i) drink water instead sodas with chemicals and sugars, j) purchase and drive the safest autos and trucks made, h) test and eradicate any toxic mold from your home, and on and on and on.
Otherwise, you just don't love your wife and family enough.
