[bliss]

Jack is on his death bed and his wife walks in the room to comfort him.

She says she loves him and what a good run they had and wants to give him a last dying wish.Jack says" when I pass I want you to marry Dave".

His wife pauses for a moment and asks" don't you hate Dave"?

Jack replies.... "yes"
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What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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